Looking for new ways to keep the romance alive in 2018? Are you still sharing a bathroom with someone? Having trouble holding it in while out in public places? Sounds like it is time for you to uncover the magic that resides in a bottle of Poo Pourri.
What is Poo Pourri?
Poo Pourri, is a preventative spray used to block bathroom odors before they commence. With the benefits of all natural oils infused with a favorable aroma, this spray obstructs unpleasant odors from the start. For every two-ounce bottle, the spray will last for roughly 100 uses.
Instead of playing the waiting game and enduring hours of discomfort until you are in your own restroom, just spray Poo Pourri right on top of the water in the toilet wherever you are. This simple spritz creates a barrier that will eliminate the chance of potentially embarrassing odors escaping the bowl and infiltrating the nostrils of innocent bystanders. You can do what you have to do during any occasion with a new found level of discreetness!
A simple spritz that revolutionizes toilet time in this manner was unheard of to me prior to my recent exposure. I would deem myself the highest of skeptics, too. It just sounded too good to be true. That being said, I will forever remain an optimist so, of course, I had to give these Poo Pourri's a whirl. With no intention of a pun here, I was off to the races and blown away with my findings.
Here is the only negative thing I can say about the product. Much like I thought, it is virtually impossible to eliminate all restroom odor. HOWEVER, every scent I tried was so impressive that after it was sprayed, it filled the air with a faint aroma of pleasantries that quickly consumed the non-preferred smells. The product stood true to it's word about creating a barricade in the water, too, and made for a bathroom experience unlike any I've ever had.
Not only is the product revolutionary for restroom etiquette, it also comes in uniquely clever titles for those of us with an appreciation for witty, comical references, making this a great gift as well.
Continue scrolling for a complete breakdown of the best Poo Pourri has to offer.
Poo Pourri Original Citrus
The magic began with the original, a blend of nine, compatible oils used to barricade unpleasantries in the toilet. With an infusion of oils such as bergamot, sweet lemongrass, and tangy grapefruit, Poo Pourri Original has become an instant classic that has successfully spawned a number of other great Poo Pourri products. Still regarded by many as the best Poo Pourri scent.
Poo Pourri No. 2
What about the ladies in your life? Are they showing you a side you didn't know existed? No. 2 Poo Pourri is a brilliant investment for lady acquaintances. With a feminine infusion of mandarin, peach, berries, oranges and bergamot, Poo Pourri No.2 is guaranteed to mask the unpleasant smell that originates down under during lavatory visits.
Call of the Wild
Call of the Wild is perfect for every princess who occasionally needs a little help taming the bathroom beast. Contrary to the fruit itself, the red grapefruit aroma produced by this Poo Pourri is not overwhelmingly bitter, but instead energizingly fresh. Grapefruit has a higher level of aromatic properties, which is ideal for ladies looking to keep their bathroom business on the low.
If you don't want people to know that smell is escaping you, then give a whirl Deja Poo! With a classic infusion of flowers and citrus, this Poo Pourri keeps the femininity of bathroom time at optimal levels. The heightened discretion this product creates allows a lady to remain a lady at all times.
The timeless combination of lavender and vanilla makes Poo Pourri Lavender Vanilla a necessary contributor during restroom endeavors. Lavender, thought in pastimes to enhance romantic encounters, is used in this Poo Pourri to protect the secrecy of toilet time. In a sense, lavender is upholding it's supposed aphrodisiac properties by eliminating your restroom odor and in turn, keeping love alive.
Poo La La
Ever heard the saying "your roses really smell like poo poo"? Poo Pourri Poo La La is an inviting combination of citrus, rose, and peony that puts an unique spin on the saying. The floral fragrance emitted with this product is sure to keep your restroom smelling like roses, which is always way better than the alternative.
When the beast simply cannot be contained, Trap-a-Crap is there for you. To protect and ensure you won't leave behind that embarrassing and haunting aroma.
As the tension mounts, we must ask ourselves: What is the best Poo Pourri scent?
I must say, I am partial to the Poo Pourri Royal Flush. With an eucalyptus and spearmint infusion, Royal Flush emits an invigorating and soothing scent that genuinely made me feel clean despite the action I was performing at the time.
Then again, I am a lady, and ladies do not go number two. Thank you Poo Pourri, for continuing to perpetuate this myth.
Crap Shooter - Discontinued
Crap Shooter is just one of the many scents of Poo Pourri currently available. With a masculine blend of citrus, fir, and cassis, Crap Shooter is the perfect product for the men you know who may be "shooting the shit" a little more than you would like to endure. This is certainly one of the stronger poo pourri scents, but not quite the best in my opinion.
Citrus Mint - Discontinued
Citrus Mint is a gender neutral, acidic blend of vanilla, citrus, and mint. Citrus is a scent commonly used to heighten alertness but has more recently been studied for it's de-stressing properties. Paired with the soothing fragrance of mint and the warming subtleness of vanilla, this Poo Pourri is sure to keep you from stressing bathroom odor!